Radioactive Lady Eyeball

So one of my dearest old friends is having one of those abysmal times...where everything is falling apart and you feel like a pile of dirty dishes on the floor. So after our conversation today Mr. Borax, I still have a few things I forgot to say:

1. Think of how low you feel, then think about winning an assload of cash. If your spirits are instantly lifted, you'll be fine. "Eh, there's nothing wrong with her a hundred dollars won't fix"-tom waits

2. Get drunk all you want, but remember to eat. And get up in the morning. Do it!

3. Quit trying to be so fucking fair and nice. You no longer have to. That's one of the perks.

4. When someone says you are too good for them, they are usually right.

And finally...a little poem for you...


When you're spending too much time
spending money on people who are
spending you

When you are letting your sins hang around your neck
public as a trashy jewel

When those people have stopped coming around
because you've stopped being something fun to do

When you're drunk and dreaming of ex-lovers
putting guns to their heads in an empty room

Put down the mirror
pick up the keys
shake your wicked head and mutter this on your way out the door:

"shit, motherfuckers! I don't give a damn.
I don't give
a good
god
damn"

Take care there, friend. I'll catch you on the Bright Side when you find it.